It's like an 80's Halloween cult film with no plot. And no, the one with the fringe isn't my sister.(follow me)3 hours ago
I had to stop watching Eurovision because it was giving me awakemares. Why are they all SO weird?(follow me)3 hours ago
I think Total Jones has come out of this looking like a total dude! #thevoice(follow me)5 hours ago
Ruth Brown is the best contestant ever on a UK talent show. FACT. We love her so much it hurts. If she don't win we are ALL idiots #VOTERUTH(follow me)5 hours ago
Expect late Voice tweets imminently. I am going to just pretend I am watching it live!(follow me)5 hours ago