I want to be…(wedding speech part two)

Oh my giddy aunt I can’t believe what I put myself through with that reading. I wrote something on Friday then LUCKILY read it to my sister who told me it was ‘shit’. I spend the night before the wedding with the bride drinking wine pretending everything was fine. It was not.

Love is…hiccup. Sorry, what were we talking about?? – (wedding speech part one).

I am sitting in LAX airport eating Sun Chips, looking out over the runway, drinking red wine and panicking. Why?  Because it is my cousins wedding this Saturday and I am supposed to be doing a reading in the church, which I promised I would write. And guess what…I haven’t!

She doesn’t know this though. I told her I had done it weeks ago because she went all Bridezilla on me and told me I better not show her up and that it had to be ‘hilarious’.

Gulp!