Dawn Porter

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Equality

In Funny, One liners on August 2, 2010 at 10:48 pm

My Boyfriend and I argued over dinner about sexual equality in comedy. One hour later I said ‘I like your shirt’, he said ‘ I like your face (pause) & your opinions’. Nice save!

wee wee

In One liners on July 27, 2010 at 2:22 pm

Jumpsuits are all good and fun until someone needs to go for a wee wee.

Harem Pants

In One liners on July 27, 2010 at 9:22 am

I bought some harem pants. I have them on but they are not working. WHERE ARE MY BITCHES?

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